Today’s my dad’s birthday.

Well… no, actually. Taiwan is 16 hours ahead, so at this point, yesterday was my dad’s birthday. He’s 69 years old tod… er, yesterday.

Well… no, actually. In Taiwan, you’re counted as a year old when you’re born, so they just celebrated his 70th birthday. Last weekend.

Actually, it looks like he had a few celebrations….

Damn it, I’m confused now. Here, look at some pictures.