Having spent five years now blogging about dating and relationships and three years writing comedy on the internet, I suppose it was bound to happen: An attempt at conflating the two crashed and burned spectacularly.
Last week, I wrote a piece for Dear Wendy titled, “Women, Want to Attract a Man? Wear Makeup!” I meant to ruffle some feathers (as the title alone should make obvious enough), but pretty much ended up choking the entire chicken.
So, for the first time in five years of internet writing, here’s my public mea culpa. It’s been a lesson in humility. My bad.
Edit: Yes, I know what “choking the chicken” refers to. Man, my jokes have just been flopping left and right this week.